(From Buzzfeed.com)
I invite you to add any others you've seen at the bottom. The list begs the question, whatever happened to good, old-fashioned knives??
Pineapple slicer. Don't slice your 'napples like a Neanderthal.
Source: amazon.com
Mango splitter. What, you split your mangoes with a knife? Get the fuck out of my office.
Source: zappos.com
File folder-style tomato slicer. I guess you still have to use a knife like a rube, though.
Source: amazon.com
Tomato huller. Did you know tomatos had hulls? Me neither, but I'm disgusted by them now.
Source: amazon.com
Apple corer/medieval torture device. This won't look weird at all on your countertop.
Source: amazon.com
You'll need the jalepeno corer for your special jalapeno popper roasting rack, of course
Source: amazon.com
Grapefruit sectioner. Get rid of your serrated spoon, n00b
Source: amazon.com