Dirty Kitchen Secrets

The social news site has been ablaze with one user's response to the question: "What's your secret that could literally ruin your life if it came out?"

Take a look at the net's most popular response:

I had to laugh -- because I do a similar fake! 

My signature dish is one I learned from my father -- a cheesey rice and vegetable dish, made by adding ingredients from a box of Near East rice pilaf.

However, I REGULARLY pass it off as a risotto! 

haHA!

What are your dirty kitchen secrets? I'd love to hear!!

Weird One-Job Kitchen Gadgets

(From Buzzfeed.com) 

I invite you to add any others you've seen at the bottom.  The list begs the question, whatever happened to good, old-fashioned knives??

Pineapple slicer. Don't slice your 'napples like a Neanderthal.

Source: amazon.com

Another pineapple slicer

Source: amazon.com

Strawberry stem remover, duh.

Source: amazon.com

Single cherry pitter

Source: amazon.com

Multi-cherry pitter, for a true pitboss.

Source: amazon.com

Banana slicer

Source: amazon.com

Banana slicer - this one slices whole 'nas at once.

Source: missionrs.com

Peach wedger. Not for apples, mind you, just peaches.

Source: amazon.com

Avocado pitter/slicer combo. Dang those pits!

Source: amazon.com

Mango splitter. What, you split your mangoes with a knife? Get the fuck out of my office.

Source: zappos.com

Strawberry slicer

Source: amazon.com

Starberry slicer with irresistably cute strawberry shape:

Source: amazon.com

File folder-style tomato slicer. I guess you still have to use a knife like a rube, though.

Source: amazon.com

Lettuce knife - I have NO idea what this even means

Source: amazon.com

Dessert knife. Wait, isn't this just the lettuce knife in pink?

Source: amazon.com

Tomato huller. Did you know tomatos had hulls? Me neither, but I'm disgusted by them now.

Source: amazon.com

Melon tickler

Source: amazon.com

Herb scissors. Not regular scissors. For herbs.

Source: givinggallery.com

Kiwi guard. Protect your 'wis.

Source: amazon.com

Lemon wraps. Like a condom for your lemons.

Source: amazon.com

Lemon squeezer. Actually, I have one and use it all the time. Great tool.

Source: amazon.com

Lime squeezer. No, you cannot just use your lemon squeezer, idiot.

Source: amazon.com

Orange squeezer. Do I have to explain everything?

Source: amazon.com

Apple corer/medieval torture device. This won't look weird at all on your countertop.

Source: amazon.com

Spiral vegetable slicer. Only a jerk would cut straight carrot slices.

Source: amazon.com

Jalepeno corer

Source: amazon.com

You'll need the jalepeno corer for your special jalapeno popper roasting rack, of course

Source: amazon.com

Grapefruit sectioner. Get rid of your serrated spoon, n00b

Source: amazon.com